Learn Te Reo - quickly! Without a basic knowledge of maori customs and langauge, you will face great danger from your fellow island inhabitants - you have until Friday this week - be quick or you may be murdered, eaten or taken prisoner and used as a slave. If you're properly educated and lucky, you will know what to say, how to act and be taken in as an honoured guest.
Also, it would be wise to find out all you can about taniwha....
As well as indigenous threats, there is a Spanish galleon looming on the horizon. There is no historical record of such a visitation, but perhaps we now understand why - remember the mysterious cloud that got us into this mess?? It must have struck again! Be sure you know how to converse in simple Spanish or you may face a nasty keel haul!
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I'm not fast or excited enough to learn that quickly Mr Woody but I'll give it a go!!
I can pretty much figure out how to speak simple stuff, and I'm quite good at pronunciation, so I guess I'll be able to learn what to say. Also, being able to weave and stuff is a good advantage I have. Our group may be lucky yet!
Meow! Ka Kite, adios, See u l8r!
!Hola!
yo justo tener aen espanol diccionario!
i will try 2 learn maori and with the help of my phrase book; simple spanish too!!!
well, adios!!
CoolChik
maori is cool cos no one else in the world speaks it except kiwis.
its easy to learn and the pronunciation is just like in spanish.
maybe we could arrange a day at uni to visit a language lab and a couple of science labs. it isn't that easy - but we could try.
i know we can go to the tv studio cos i went there last yr with rm 6.
Coolchik - i am very impressed with your pseudo spanish - its just like mine - you would be understood eventually. thanks your parents for getting you a diccionarionionio-o-o. it's an extra expence but i hope to make good use of it.
Coolchik - post to your blog if you want a comment back. it is new to all of us and you are fitting right in as a big old yr 7. no one would have guessed.
8>)
Hey guys check this out you can use this website:
http://babelfish.altavista.com/
to translate English to Spanish and other languages.
......
SKILLZ THAT KILLZ
P.S. Ask yuor class if you want me to set up a forum for them like I did last year 4 room 6.
bi
camman
!Hola! Gehten Tag! Kia Ora!
Looks like you guys are onto it! At least I can count up to ninteen in maori! That might be useul. Also, I can say things like food. Now THAT is important! See you all it class!
Signed,
Urxan
Koolsmoke - i hope that name isn't meant to glorify a nasty, deadly habit some people have.
did you know cigarettes have ammonia, arsenic and hundreds of other poisons in them?
i can't believe they're legal.
take care
yeah, go on ash!!!!
lol!!!
i lyk exclamation marks!!!!!!
yeah, thanx MR PODDY BRAINS!!!
i can't wait for camp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mr woody i hav been postin' on2 my blog,
my homework in fakt so it is loooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gt my point?
im wiht u [ ahhhhhhhhhh!!!
srt again . . .
im with u on that 1 mr woody (yahoooooo!!!!!!!!!!) maori is a kool language!!
+ it is easy 2 pronounce!!!!
and koolsmoke . . .
wellllllll . . .um u aktully hav 2 wrk 2 get powers MCLAREN!!!
(is it???????)
(and mr woody, im still thinking about which power i would like!!,gt bak 2 u soon) maybe do that research 4 homwrk we're meant 2 be doing rite now!!!!
gt on 2 it ppl
& mr poddy brains, it wud b kool 2 go 2 the tv studios!!!!!!!11
wat wud we doo though?
mayb make movies? "WINK WINK"
i agreee!- PENGU FOR PRIMINISTER!
hh when do we vote MAGSTER????
good 2 c u doing some wrk HEWITT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hh, googlegirl, u hav sum thin 2 tell me . . . hmmmmmmmmmmmm!
well catch ya l8er,
Snickle Chicken-Dunkin!!!!!!!!!
a.k.a= C.C.
I'm just saying/asking but why don't you go onto my Blog Mr Woody?!
I know how to pronunciate everything and I'm learning a lot of new phrases. So I'll be up and going soon
omg!!!
i am soooooooooo not alyssa koolsmoke!!!
does any1 have ne mor info on mayor island if soooooooo plz cum 2 my blog and tell me!!!
thanx bb
watch out greengirl - i can still get you too!
;>)
http://www.maorilanguage.net/?GXHC_GX_jst=8258c07950ea6164
a good site for investigating te reo...
ka kite - aroha nui!
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